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    <title>Database Systems, Alison Divett Update</title>
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    <description><![CDATA[Hi David,<br /><br />I'm being repeatedly informed by students on my course who have Alison as a module tutor that she is still falling asleep during their classes.<br />I thought I should pass this information on to you being a student rep.<br />I'd also like to acknowledge that it's been over a year since my initial complaint on this subject and still it seems no resolution has been reached.<br />Could I propose another staff member is placed in class with her to keep her from sleeping? I know I have modules with multiple tutors so I'm assuming this is a reasonable and feasible short-term solution.<br /><br />Regards,<br />Lee Jacobson.]]></description>
    <pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 18:37:11 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Win.</title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 19:56:59 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Database Systems: Revenge of Alison Devitt  - Coming Soon</title>
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    <description><![CDATA[I've been informed regardless of everything that has happened last year, Alison is back.<br />I'm starting Uni again this Friday and I will be speaking to the relevant staff about her return.<br />This time I will be taking my complaints higher. I don't see how they can possibally defend her return if they care about the quality of the education they're providing. After all she copied test papers and was falling asleep in lectures.<br /><br />If you wish to follow the main bulk of story links are below.<br /><br />Taking a Nap at University<br />Taking a Nap at University - Part 2<br />Database Systems: Alison Strikes Back]]></description>
    <pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 08:18:38 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Professional blog/portfolio</title>
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    <description><![CDATA[I'm not just an idiot online.<br />If you want to have a look at my professional portfolio the link's below.<br /><br />TheProjectSpot (http://www.theprojectspot.com/)<br /><br />Thanks!]]></description>
    <pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:05:59 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>I'd rather grab a knife and stab the shit out of you</title>
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    <description><![CDATA[Wayne's the dumbest person I've ever known.<br />My first ever post on here was addressed to him:<br />The correct way to respond to spam email...<br /><br />Lately he has been posting content on his Facebook such as: 'lee is fucking dead man' and 'note to self, KILL LEE'.<br /><br />Scared for my life I've decided the best action to take is to post some shit about him here.]]></description>
    <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2011 14:29:34 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>It's not possible to upload more than 10mb files using PHP</title>
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    <description><![CDATA[Chat Information: You are now chatting with 'Vincent'<br /><br />Vincent: Welcome to Live Chat support, how may I help you?<br />Lee Jacobson: I can't upload files above 10mb<br />Vincent: You can upload files using FTP client<br />Vincent: As per the followign steps<br />Vincent: You need to use the following setting in your ftp client :<br />Vincent: Hostname/server address : yourdomaianme.com<br />Vincent: User : cpanel username<br />Vincent: Pass : cpanel password<br />Vincent: Host Directory : public_html<br />Vincent: Once connected you need to get into your public_html folder and upload all your data in that folder.<br />Vincent: PORT : 21<br /><br />Lee Jacobson: No<br />Lee Jacobson: I mean through a http post<br />Lee Jacobson: With html forms<br />Lee Jacobson: sorry<br />Vincent: I'm afraid I didn't get you. Could you please simplify your question?<br />Lee Jacobson: I can't upload files greater than 10mb through php<br />Vincent: Yes this is not possible to upload more then 10mb fiels using php<br />Lee Jacobson: Yeah it is<br />Lee Jacobson: Is it a config issue?<br />Vincent: Yes its codding<br />Lee Jacobson: I don't think it is codding, I think it might have something to do with the upload_max_filesize setting in the php.ini file<br />Vincent: You want to increate  upload_max_filesize  then please contact our support team<br />Vincent: so our admin will increate it<br />Lee Jacobson: Yes I would love to increate the upload_max_filesize<br />Vincent: Is there anything else I can help you with?<br />Lee Jacobson: No, I'll email the admin about this codding issue now. Hopefully they can increate the settingz<br />Vincent: Thanks for your understanding...<br />Vincent: You are welcome!!<br />Vincent: Thank you for visiting Hosting Support. Should you have any queries or require any further information, please do not hesitate to contact us.<br />Vincent: Have a nice day!! Good Bye.<br /><br />Chat InformationChat session has been terminated by the site operator.]]></description>
    <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 14:37:52 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>An 'angsty teen', I am not</title>
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    <description><![CDATA[Serendipity Confessions<br />A few cheeky video's for the weekend and a lot of boy chat :P <br />ser3ndipityx.blogspot.com<br />Lee Jacobson <br />Your blog strikes me as a very generic angsty teen blog. Was this your main objective when you first decided to create such a site? I understand there are many angsty teens out there who love these kinds of websites, so I can see the underlying logic. I myself could have probably been considered one of these teens a few years ago. Now I'm 20 and out of my teenage years I no longer relate to such angsty sites. Although I still remember them days when I would have happily responded to 'oi, emo!'.<br />Serendipity Confessions<br />haha, wonderful that you are 20 and believe you know it all and have seen everything. I think had you read more than one posting on the blog you would realise I myself am approaching 30 and an 'angsty teen' I am not LOL<br />Lee Jacobson <br />Like I said, I no longer relate to such blogs and I have no desire read it. Now you are out of your teenage years and no longer an angsty teen you should change the direction of your blog.<br />I personally write a blog where I mostly copy and paste trollings I perform online.<br />Serendipity Confessions <br />Interesting as you don't realte or follow the blog and yet found and added this blog page on facebook<br />Lee Jacobson <br />Me and my friend saw your ad on craiglist while reading the men seeking men posts.<br />We found the content of the blog so angsty we decide to add you to see if there was any pictures of you on facebook. Disappointed that there wasn't, I decided to keep you added incase in the future one such image did arise.<br />By the way do you wear converse?<br />I love chicks who wear converse.<br />If you do, I'll be your Mr X. ;) I occasionally read your blogs x]]></description>
    <pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 15:01:31 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>WTF is wrong with me.</title>
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    <description><![CDATA[I was designing a layout for a website a couple of weeks ago. Today I open it up, not really remembering where I got to, and I find I have written this as place-holder text:<br />Halyard Weigh gains 20 pounds of fat<br />Halyard Weigh the 20 year old Computer student has gained even more weight this week. Researchers believe this may due to his lazyness and unwillingness to make the short 10 minute walk to university in favor of driving.<br /><br />Rin Satou rapes multiple students taking software design<br />This week many students have come forward to express that they were raped during their software design exam. Some students are planning to take action by complaining about the revision lectures held before the exam where students were not warned about the details of the mass exam rapage soon to take place.<br /><br />I've removed the names, but hopefully most people at my uni can work out who I'm talking about.]]></description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 11:40:12 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>AI</title>
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    <description><![CDATA[In regards to my upcoming AI exam...]]></description>
    <pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2011 05:46:50 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>You're a proper nerd, go play Runescape.</title>
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    <description><![CDATA[Updates:<br />Facial Status: Un-Smashed<br />Lunch Money: Secure<br /><br />Aaron Herring 16 April at 19:37<br />Oi allow suggesting friends, your a proper nerd and I dont know why your chatting to me. go play runescape or something just don't associate with me<br /><br />Lee Jacobson 21 April at 18:49<br />Hi Aaron!<br /><br />I wasn't chatting to you; I was just suggesting people you like as much as me. We've been friends for ages now, so I feel like I know the perfect friends to suggest to you. Remember that time we were sat in the GNU lab together and you didn't know how to access Linux so I explained to you that you couldn't access it through Windows because it was a different operating system? Then you expressed that you would help me with girls because you are a successful womanizer? I was looking at a guy on the McDonald's website at the time and also taking pictures of him with my phone. I think you falsely assumed I was homosexual but in fact I was just amazed by the casualness of the guy. I've attached a link of him so you can see for yourself.<br />http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/164793_10150129436910491_525975490_8308202_4156231_n.jpg<br /><br />How are you doing at the moment? Last I heard you were homeless and crashing at people houses because you were kicked out of your apartment after having all your clothes and books burnt. Thinking about it, I also remember you saying if we were back in school you would steal my lunch money. I originally concluded your main motivation for voicing this was due to your instantly apparent alphaness. On second thoughts however, I now see this may be more related to the stress you are under due to your financial situation. I understand how you're feeling; I personally can't wait to get my next instalment of my student grant.<br />Sorry I took so long to reply. I'll see you soon bud!<br /><br />Regards,<br />Lee Jacobson<br />leejw00t354@hotmail.co.uk<br /><br />Aaron Herring 21 April at 19:47<br />jeez man how many times did you rehearse that before you sent it..I'm pretty weirded out atm, you seem to be looking up on my life and looking at my housing situation and stuff.. thats a bit weird, be honest with yourself but look lets end this here, because i think we both agree we got better things to with our time.. but on serious level if you got a problem give me a call and we can chat ye<br /><br />Aaron Herring 21 April at 20:15<br />if u want my number just say..<br /><br />Lee Jacobson 23 April at 22:56<br />I'm delighted that you want to continue our conversation over the phone. I didn't think our friendship would progress this fast! However it's not really a surprise, I find I'm quite good at online interactions because of the time I spend talking to people on games like Runescape.<br />I'm already on a serious level with my main Runescape character so I probably won't be running into any problems soon, thanks though bud!]]></description>
    <pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 02:24:06 GMT</pubDate>
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